Hate Japanese Dreams....

Man I had the freakiest dream ever. It was a bit like that anime movie Akira, but it's hard to explain.... Like, this fallen angel had sin in its life, and it was trying to redeem itself before it died so that it won't go to Hell. So a demon of temptation sliced it slightly with a sword and informed it that it was poisoned by the blow beyond repair. It's only hope was to become a true demon, and live on that way, since it was an infernal poison. In order to become a demon it must commit a great act of sheer malice. Enter protagonists: a young man and woman had just recently gotten married. The woman was a bit pushy, and the man was a tad mild, but they made a happy couple. Until, one day on the way to work, the man was bumped. He thought nothing of it, but soon a fleshy growth was growing and moving on his back. He didn't want to worry his wife, so he hid it from her for almost three days. That day, he didn't return from work. She saw on the news where a demon, her husband with this growth spread accross his body and wings, was creating demons that were plaguing the city. He would kill someone, then stitch them together like a doll. She was terrified by what she saw, and prayed to their family god for guidane. Suddenly, she was overcome with the spirit of the deity! It would help her, but needed sacrifice to come into this world. Her life was forfeit. In a mass of energy she was lifted off the ground and surrounded by a green matter, that soon formed a vaguely wolf-life form. She was half uncovered, sticking out of its torso. It dashed into the street, eyes mad, and met the man demon in a stare. By this time the wolf had grown through the long forgotten worship brought by witnesses of its might, and the woman was buried up to her neck. The man fought the growth long enough to say, "I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough to fight it. I just wasn't. Once the tail grows, I'll be dead within it." and cry a few tears with her. She replies, "It's alright sweety. It's okay. I'm sorry I chose to be little more than a corpse bride...." and she fell silent. As their respective entities grew over them, they fought as hard and long as they could to maintain control and stare at eachother. To afraid to approach and too weak to leave, they sat watching their spouse taken over. At the last moment, the girl, from her barely exposed mouth, cries "I love you!". There is no reply. Demons feel no love. The ensuing battle is short and brutal. The benevolent god, if you could even call it that, charges forward and whips around a long tail with a split, bladed end. The demon brings both arms, not entirely grown over with flesh blades, in a defence. The demon whips back to facing forward, and with the fall of one paw the demon is shattered. It falls to the street, looking something like a broken doll.

Dr. Sabin is a Lame Beast

Oh, look at me, I don't sleep either. Not! Sabin is lying, and I can prove it very simply by doing the same thing. Sabin, you cheese-head.

Look at Me!

Look, I can even post whle I'm in the middle of Dr. Sabin's class. Gasp! How do I do it?

The Manliest Cultures Ever

We had an interesting discussion in 1st period today (cough, cough, all my idea) about what civilizations were gutsiest. I've been legally advised not to use the word ballsy, but here the ranking goes.
Old Mesopotamia had a two star rating, since they were lame.
Egypt got a four and a half, since they were panzies, but built really big pyramids.
Assyrians got a seven, since they were butcher entire cities, skin all the citizens, and then nail their flesh to other cities just to keep them in line.
Persians got a 5.6, since they fought lots of major wars.
Greeks got a 4 since they were highly cultured and relativeley peaceful, but lacked cajones.
Spartans (who are innately gutsier than Greeks) Got a 7 for being the best warriors the world has ever seen and kicking people into really big holes, even though they didn't fight many wars.
Carthage got a 3 for having the guts to start a war with Rome, and Hannibal's innately manly move of marching elephants past mountains, but lost major points for getting beat by Rome in a war they started.
Rome got a resounding ten for beating the tar out of Carthage and using crazy farm animal warfare. Pig Legions, Cow-a-Paults, these guys were so nuts they'd kill you with their food. They also burned Carthage to the ground and made sure no one could live there for 100 years, just beause they were mad.
Stand by for more ratings by HCHS's own, Mr. Kopel.

Bathroom Luvvin'

Any amazingly good quote that I'd like to throw out. "Americans, my friend, are disgusting. Bathroom luvvin' and Mc-E-Dee's aren't a great way to start the day!" -Rudy Lurz
Seriously, what is with American and its need for sex in not-so-convenient places? If you've ever experience 'bathroom luvvin' (Or under the bleachers, ect.) Please post, I don't care if it's anonymously or not, and tell me what the heck was going through your head.

There, you can now post anonymously.

Random Happies

I'm in a very good mood, and so I finally got around to makin a blog for joy. I've heard what could be one of my favorite quotes today from my good friend, who has good reason to detest me, Rachel Molley. Okey doke, here it goes. "Okay, crazy bus driver lady, try to control your pirate ship!... That sounded like some crazy sex talk...."-Rachel Molley
Okay, now that I've shared that I'll share why I'm happy. I have gotten back into touch with one of my very good friends from middle school, and she's really nice to me. Maybe we'll hook up? I don't know, all I know is that things are going well. There is my 'teenage wasteland' rant, hope you enjoyed! :)