Friday, November 7, 2008
Dr. Sabin is a Lame Beast
Oh, look at me, I don't sleep either. Not! Sabin is lying, and I can prove it very simply by doing the same thing. Sabin, you cheese-head.
Look at Me!
Look, I can even post whle I'm in the middle of Dr. Sabin's class. Gasp! How do I do it?
The Manliest Cultures Ever
We had an interesting discussion in 1st period today (cough, cough, all my idea) about what civilizations were gutsiest. I've been legally advised not to use the word ballsy, but here the ranking goes.
Old Mesopotamia had a two star rating, since they were lame.
Egypt got a four and a half, since they were panzies, but built really big pyramids.
Assyrians got a seven, since they were butcher entire cities, skin all the citizens, and then nail their flesh to other cities just to keep them in line.
Persians got a 5.6, since they fought lots of major wars.
Greeks got a 4 since they were highly cultured and relativeley peaceful, but lacked cajones.
Spartans (who are innately gutsier than Greeks) Got a 7 for being the best warriors the world has ever seen and kicking people into really big holes, even though they didn't fight many wars.
Carthage got a 3 for having the guts to start a war with Rome, and Hannibal's innately manly move of marching elephants past mountains, but lost major points for getting beat by Rome in a war they started.
Rome got a resounding ten for beating the tar out of Carthage and using crazy farm animal warfare. Pig Legions, Cow-a-Paults, these guys were so nuts they'd kill you with their food. They also burned Carthage to the ground and made sure no one could live there for 100 years, just beause they were mad.
Stand by for more ratings by HCHS's own, Mr. Kopel.
Old Mesopotamia had a two star rating, since they were lame.
Egypt got a four and a half, since they were panzies, but built really big pyramids.
Assyrians got a seven, since they were butcher entire cities, skin all the citizens, and then nail their flesh to other cities just to keep them in line.
Persians got a 5.6, since they fought lots of major wars.
Greeks got a 4 since they were highly cultured and relativeley peaceful, but lacked cajones.
Spartans (who are innately gutsier than Greeks) Got a 7 for being the best warriors the world has ever seen and kicking people into really big holes, even though they didn't fight many wars.
Carthage got a 3 for having the guts to start a war with Rome, and Hannibal's innately manly move of marching elephants past mountains, but lost major points for getting beat by Rome in a war they started.
Rome got a resounding ten for beating the tar out of Carthage and using crazy farm animal warfare. Pig Legions, Cow-a-Paults, these guys were so nuts they'd kill you with their food. They also burned Carthage to the ground and made sure no one could live there for 100 years, just beause they were mad.
Stand by for more ratings by HCHS's own, Mr. Kopel.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Bathroom Luvvin'
Any amazingly good quote that I'd like to throw out. "Americans, my friend, are disgusting. Bathroom luvvin' and Mc-E-Dee's aren't a great way to start the day!" -Rudy Lurz
Seriously, what is with American and its need for sex in not-so-convenient places? If you've ever experience 'bathroom luvvin' (Or under the bleachers, ect.) Please post, I don't care if it's anonymously or not, and tell me what the heck was going through your head.
There, you can now post anonymously.
Seriously, what is with American and its need for sex in not-so-convenient places? If you've ever experience 'bathroom luvvin' (Or under the bleachers, ect.) Please post, I don't care if it's anonymously or not, and tell me what the heck was going through your head.
There, you can now post anonymously.
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